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totaldramafan96 said:

My dad has called me:

bitch.
bag.
fucker.
c**t.
dick head.
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my brother(whose only 12):

whore.
slut.
bitch.
fuck face.
dick head.
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my mum:

Bitch
dickhead.

(yes i know i put my brother in the list aswell)

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elmo123456789 said:

no but my dad has flipped me off a couple of times (as a joke... i think)

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alwayz98 said:

Nope my mom is aweosme :)

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RavenRox2 said:

my mom calls me a bitch..so does my dad.. my dad calls me a freak and my mom told me to fuck off before

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Jeffersonian said:

My dad has a bit of a temper problem I admit and sometimes says things before he thinks which can hurt at the time but I understand that he doesn't mean them.

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taytrain97 said:

Mom calls me an ungrateful little lazy-ass when she's mad at me, but she does that to make me feel guilty. She's practically bipolar, at least from the studies I've done, so I've always excused it, because she always apologized later.

But I'm a Daddy's girl. The worst thing he's called me is a smartass. xD

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Tamar20 said:

No my parents are very civil and never in my life called me names.

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MyronPwnsBella said:

Not really, my mom has told me to shut the f*ck up before though.

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Alainer said:

my mom never called me A bitch but one she called me bitchy, but its REALLY rare when she swears - at me lol

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xXitachiXx said:

nope when my mom's mad at me she calls me by my name erica! she dosent cruse around me lol!

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justleeelee said:

Not usually, but my mom called me a slut once... :s But she had reason for that, I guess....

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LilyGee said:

yup ; but there not really my parents im adopted but they cal me a hor & slut & tell me to go to hell .

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sarabeara said:

My mom hasn't. One time my dad called me an "ignorant little girl." But that's about it. However, my uncle once called me a "bitch" and has most recently said I "have no emotions."

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shadowsgirl252 said:

My mom called me a fucker so did my dad...

But it was for a good reason...

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mflorida said:

my sister(the 8 year old):
bitch
asshole
cunt
motherfucker
motherfucking asshole
loner

sister(the 6 year old):
weirdo
creep
nerd

my mom hates me and i hate her.so we're even

im a daddy's girl,though he's a really nice guy and he's taught me alot of stuff.but i don't let words get to me because they're only words.i dont give a @$#% what anyone says about me.but calling me those names doesn't make them a hater any less.

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samuraibond005 said:

XD I first read that as "Has your pants called you any hurtful names" and it made me laugh. XD

Anyway, yeah, mom called me an idiot once, but I admit I was being one, and seriously trying to giver her a hard time.

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vanessa100 said:

My mom Never called me any Names(:

My dad called me a Dumbass & a Bitch Before....Thank god i don't live With him anymore....

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Sprinter23 said:

mostly my mom just calls me a bitch or a freak.

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cute20k said:

All the time. Well, not so much any more. They aren't around much any more. My brother and my sisters practically raised each other. But they did call me a slutty bitch, a prostitute, and a whore when they found out I was pregnant. My brother and sisters and I (since we raised each other like a parent should have) call each other nasty names all the time, even my twelve year old sister.

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FairuzBones said:

no, my mom it's AWESOME
okay, maybe she's always angry at me but she never call me by hurtfull names

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dancergirl78 said:

my dad says I "act" like an idiot and my mom called me stupid a few times and my older sister called me a bitch a couple of times. lol...

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xtremecupcake75 said:

Hello, I know this post is super old but just stumbled across it and would like to share my feelings here.
In my past, my mother has called me many names and verbally harassed me, cursing me out with names like, Bitch, Lazy Ass, Fat Ass, Dumb Ass, Ass, Asshole, Stupid, Dumb, Lazy, Fat, Fuckhole, Shut the Fuck Up among others.
Although it only happens when I make a mistake or neglect responsibilities, rarely. But I hate her for it.

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xxdrunkmonkyxx said:

yes, my father called me stupid and dumb and said u would only be good for an athlete because u r so stupid and laughed my mum yells at me and my dad is just plain mean to me. and when i cry he does nothing and he thinks that im such a girl and calls me a big girl beacaue im a boy who crys.

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MikuPockyPocky said:

Yeah, my parents constantly tell me they hate me and they want me to go to hell. They also call me bitch, fucker, good-for-nothing, lazy-ass, could-never-be-nice-to-save-her-life, ignorant, ungrateful snot (weird, I know, but hurtful all the same), a mistake, and damn Blondie.
My parents are so sweet. ;-;

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fanfangirlfan said:

only a couple times my dad has called me a bitch but thats probably the worst. he calls me crazy or physco sometimes but i dont take it to heart.

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kaboomgirl said:

This was asked a year ago....

Yes. They have called me bitch, dickface, ass, asshole, assface, asswipe, etc.

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mdelcarlo2 said:

My moms called me a horrible son. And stupid. And my dad yells at me at everything he thinks it's right so even if he says something wrong I'm too scared to argue. So I just sit there still as a board in the car and say ok.

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Axel1313 said:

Worthless lazy good-for-nothing....It was said by my dad so long ago yet it still stings just as badly...

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purplefreak855 said:

I dad once called me worthless but he was really mad at the time

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hetalianstella said:

Um...not really.
Well, there was this one time when I was little my dad was really stressed out and angry and I made the mistake of bothering him while he was throwing a tantrum and he turned right around and yelled "F*ck you!" to me. He seemed really surprised and hurt after he said it though. He didn't mean to, he was just really stressed out. He apologized and hugged me right after he did~

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Piyal said:

My mother calls me often ,sometimes everyday.she calls me bitch,idiot and so many things but I don't know their translation in English .

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smartone123 said:

My moms callen me names mostly bitch

My brother calls me the most names but I call him a jock douge bag right back so were even there

Dad never has

Ya that's It im pretty lucky

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TomboyYaoiFan56 said:

Usually they call me emo or mean. They call me mean for not wanting to be bothered. -.- They call me emo because i act somewhat mean, soulless or angsty. I'm actually very cheerier than my mom though! Also very cheery around her and my brother! ^_^ I know I'm not supposed to pick favorites, but my mom is RIGHT there next to my bro! They're awesome, so epic win for me!

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Usually they call me emo or mean. They call me mean for not wanting to be bothered. -.- They call me emo because i act somewhat mean, soulless or angsty. I'm actually very cheerier than my mom though! Also very cheery around her and my brother! ^_^ I know I'm not supposed to pick favorites, but my mom is RIGHT there next to my bro! They're awesome, so epic win for me!

byebye123 said:

Yes. I have been called a motherfucker by both my mom and dad. Also my mom has made fun of my acne. It hurts.

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KoolKittyKat101 said:

My Mother has called me:

Bitch
Lazy-cow

My sister has called me (10yo):
Bitch
Asshole
cunt
cunt-face
pimple-face (Because i have pimples)
Fatso (cuz im a little on the fat side)
Fat ass (I dont have a fat ass).

I'm 12 and take getting bashed up by my 10yo sister (Not my mum, she would NEVER do that) EVERYDAY!!!! I'm annoyed with her but my mother doesn't do anything BECAUSE i hit her back, thats because im sensitive. So say if someone just punched me for no reason i'd bash the shit out of them (if i could).

Regards, Cassandra (12yo)

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Bond_Of_Fury said:

My father used to call me stupid once when I was little, but that's it.

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peggy101 said:

Yeah my mom calls me dumb all the time. I'll admit I'm probably not as smart as some other people, but there is no need to call me names. She makes me feel so bad about myself. She calls me dumb and stupid almost every day. It's like her nickname for me. I wish she would like me for who I am and was nice to me about it. Most people are lucky because they have a wonderful mom unlike me. There have been times where I would wish for a different mom. One who would appreciate me for who I truly am and wouldn't compare me to others. :/

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uploaded900 said:

Yeah my mom calls me a piece of shit and she tells me to fuck off often and my dad called me a stupid ass

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Pucca83 said:

my dad has called me a bitch, fuck, shit, wanka, cunt, and countless other things
My mum is nice and doesn't call me names
My sister who is 9 calls me an asshole, bitch, fuck, fat shit, fatso, cock, pussy, motherfucking asshole, motherfucker, idiot, moron, maniac, stupid, nerd, geek, dumb, lazy, lazy ass, dickhead, wanka, whore, dumb shit, hitler and the list goes on.

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jamikiss said:

my mom has called me:
a bitch
hoe
idiot ( i took 2 regents in 7th grade and is preparing for the specialized high school exam next year!)
ugly
fat
pissy meela ( i peeded in the bed alot when i was younger)
funky meela (i dont take showers before 8 pm)
jim meela( cause i look like my dad)

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justicelady09 said:

My mom calls me a bitch, cunt (always), devils child, trailer trash, fucking cunt bitch, bipolar, freak and emo.

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wantadog said:

My mom just said I'll eventually turn into a murderer so I guess....

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DaisyRosse said:

woah...all i can say is, THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO SAD FOR Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #sad

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Animefun21WI said:

I've been called bitch, fagget, slut, brainless wonder, dumbass, & a lettuce head, whatever that means, it still broke my heart :(

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xMoonfallsx said:

yep, my mum has called me a brat, and an idiot. she has told me to shut up and get out of the house too (sometimes she makes me want to kill myself :/)

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Max277 said:

Nope has ur parents ever called u hurtfull names??

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lulu373 said:

Both my mom and dad have called me a bitch a few times...

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candypop506 said:

My dad:
Cunt
Little bitch
F**king bitch
Idiot
Weirdo
Stupid motherf**ker

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zanhar1 said:

I've been called a b*** and an a**hole by my dad. My mom doesn't really call me anything hurtful.

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RoisinKelly01 said:

I was called braindead once by my mum… for no reason

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kpop4everlover said:

No...I feel bad for you all that has been called names :(

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cannibalZoey said:

Mama :'
Self centered psycho
Worst daughter any1 ever could have
And a ton of other stuff I can't say w/out crying

Daddy :
Only 1 thing & that was stupid & I cried like alittle girl & that was the last time he calls me a name

My friend Kate ( I say she's my sis cuz she stays w/ us when here dad works nights cuz her parents r not together & mama & daddy r their good friends & I'm a only child so )
She called me a lot that I don't remember anymore

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Mama :' Self centered psycho Worst daughter any1 ever could have And a ton of other stuff I can't say w/out crying Daddy : Only 1 thing & that was stupid & I cried like alittle girl & that was the last time he calls me a name My friend Kate ( I say she's my sis cuz she stays w/ us when here dad works nights cuz her parents r not together & mama & daddy r their good friends & I'm a only child so ) She called me a lot that I don't remember anymore

KrAzYaNdPrOuD said:

Yes, my dad has called me stupid, dumb, and more hurtfull words I would rather not share.

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rjumbum said:

She calls me bitch, tart, silly cow, stupid, lazy. I am in my early teens

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AquaMarine6663 said:

Erm... well, no, not exactly... I've been called stupid, but that's not exactly hurtful... :P

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doodoooo000o00o said:

Yes my dad often calls me a cock, jerk, retard, special child and all for no reason but he disagrees with my beleifs and my hobbies such as gaming whereas he spends all of his time sitting in one room watching tv getting fat off chocolate biscuts and he calls me fat i only way 52 kgs, i admit that gaming has dragged down my grades but he doesnt have to be a cunt about it and whenever i try to explain anything to him or prove him wrong he just hits me and swears at me a few months ago i stormed up the stairs to my bedroom and he pulled me down into a photo covered in glass causing me to lose alot of blood in my wrist and leave a scar then he makes me do manual labour to pay for the broken glass

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tastingvibe223 said:

Yes, and it hurts me. They still do.
My mom calls me a
Shithead
Bitch
Asshole
Dumbass
My Dad
Ass
Retard
Dumbass
Idiot
So late but I needed to vent.

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kicksomebut23 said:

Sometimes,but depends on the situation. I been called.

Stupid
Bitch
Dumb

That's because some parents like mine have stressful times with us and what we do...

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FreeAwesomeness said:

Useless and idiot by my mum. Dad doesn't usually call my sister and I insulting stuff, but mum does sometimes. But my family is learning better than to insult me, because I learn Kung Fu now. Mwahaha.

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Useless and idiot by my mum. Dad doesn't usually call my sister and I insulting stuff, but mum does sometimes. But my family is learning better than to insult me, because I learn Kung Fu now. Mwahaha.

pokemonfan909 said:

Yes. And its happened too often for me to continue giving a sh*t... But it hurts...

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lilygracewhite said:

My sister 10yo:
Pig
Ugly
Cow

Thats it my mom and dad dont call me names.

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DarkGirI27 said:

Yes, all the time
My mom ALWAYS sits and talks about me behind my back, and even will talk about me even if I'm in the other room. It's to the point where I'll be sitting here and she'll be standing five feet away from me talking about how I'm so bad to the plumber or the pizzaboy -.-
I don't see why, I don't do drugs, have sex, or party, I do my schoolwork, and I'm only a bit mouthy towards her mainly when I feel as though my humanly rights are being taken away. I don't understand T-T Why can't I be good enough?

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kaelak00 said:

My mom wanted me to get in a snowball line before anyone else did and she didn't tell me what snow ball flavor she wanted and I was confused so she told to get my stupid ass in the car and I was really hurt so I cried in the car

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Nick3600 said:

they always mistake me for my step sister when they tell me they love me

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HarmonFlower said:

My mom calls me ugly, and to skinny, Dumb or slow. I act like a 12 year old than my age,
my sister says I'm a bitch, im dumb, im ugly, Nobody like you, I hate you, I wish you die during surgery,your not my sister, you ruining my life and etc. :(

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chunkypotato said:

My mom calls me stupid punto(bitch) in spanish and when i tell her tht i dont like her calling me stupid she tells me that im stupid

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Elsafrost11 said:

No, my parents are very nice and my dad is the pastor of a baptist church. My siblings sometimes call me fat or whatever, but you know it's not bad and I'm not super offended.

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neko64 said:

yes, every insult you can think of i'v been called. and i mean EVERY insult, but it doesn't bother me i get called names all the time by everyone i know but, i dont really care, it still hurts from time to time but, its not really a big deal now that i'm used to it

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Makeupdiva said:

Unfortunately, my dad has called me a few hurtful names, nothing to extream and he has said f*ck you to my face when I started yelling back at him for yelling at me and I got over emotional and threw it back in his face. My dad has a temper and it gets the best of him and if someone pisses him off, he starts yelling and swearing either behind the person's back or to their face. It's sad and frustrating. I wish he could be happier. It's like he's bipolar, I swear he is. I hate being called names by anyone, especially those hurtful swear words, I don't care to hear them if they are directed at me.

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Canada24 said:

My mom called me a damn loser

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Mike88Al27 said:

Yes. Primarily "stupid" and "idiot" in my case but mainly from my mom especially when she gets really upset/angry at me

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T-Cat4803 said:

Hi i am a 12 year old girl. I just got into a fight with my 10 year old sister and I hit her in the face with a hat, she ended up crying and telling on me. My dad just came in and started tearing my head off, calling me a bitch, motherfucker, and a cunt. He's called me, my mom and my sister bitches, fuckers, motherfuckers, assholes and dickheads a million times before, but this is the first time I've ever heard him call one of us a cunt before. (Oh and not to mention every other word out of his mouth is the F word or some other curse word). Occasionally he smacks me. Basically every day he lectures my family about how he is the king, how he doesn't get enough respect, etc. i don't know why he does this. I'm a straight A student, a highly ranked junior tennis player in California, and a black belt in karate. I have been thinking about suicide, but my mom has kept me from doing that even though she has no idea because she is amazing and never does any of this stuff. I don't want to start a pity party, but I would really appreciate it if you would comment.

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shaneoohmac13 said:

yes my father called me bad names all the time an some times he beat me

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GhastlyArson said:

Yeah...my mom actually just called me a weirdo a little while ago. I've also been called a "shit head", "brat", and "psychopath"....just makes me feel really great.

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swimmergurl said:

my dad called me a lazy piece of sh** like 5 minutes ago

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BrinHoltz said:

My mother calls me names so she can feel like she has power over me. I woke her up because her alarm didn't go off and she called me a stupid slut. Just out of the blue. Or when I ever leggings she once told me that I look like a stripper and a streetwalker. And that I look like I should be talking a man to bed. Little things like this can lead to a really messed up childhood. I speak from experience. The sucky thing is, she called me all these names when I was only 12. Now-a-days things have just progressed.

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Robstar2412 said:

Mum called me an Ungratful little shit and she is threatening me to take me away from my dad. :(

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TheGreenFog4 said:

my dad calls me a
freak
weirdo
sometimes he bullys me
he's the reason why I'm thinkin about killing myself

my dad is hitler but a fat slob

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my dad calls me a freak weirdo sometimes he bullys me he's the reason why I'm thinkin about killing myself my dad is hitler but a fat slob

12345wwa said:

I'm 11, my dad is a jerk, he is the owner of the Grant Hall, but he hurts me so bad, I cut because of him, he just called me a brick head, I know I am it is just hard to hear it from someone who said I will always love you no matter what when you wee his "5 year old princess". I have Bipolar Disorder that messes with my moods, so it seems that I'm upset but I'm not, I need help please,

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ace2000 said:

My mom has called me lazy, stupid, and obnoxious, but only when she's really worked up. That's about it. I have pretty cool parents for the most part.

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twinklestar11 said:

yes! all the time! i get called lots of names. EX: i get called brat, Bitch, crybaby, spoild rotten brat, stupid, stupid head, etc...

and im only 12~ and i was called thosse stuff all my life!

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NightHawk16 said:

Stupid man
Idiotic
Idiot
Mentally ill person
Retard
Clown

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CokeTheUmbreon said:

At times, my mum says that I ain't worth shit. That's only when she's worked up.

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curiousturle said:

my dad has called me: -fuck up -dumbass -idiot he says: -fuck you -kiss my ass my mom has called me: -bitch -ungrateful (because my sister hit me in my chest with a bottle) she also says what my dad says i know i'm really late but oh well

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Emo_Senpai said:

Onry
Mean
Bitch
Freak
Stupid
Idiot

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secret678 said:

yes he called me bitch bastard cunt

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EmWan said:

My mom calls me a disgusting pig, idiot, dumbass, and a bitch. She also often yells at me.

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Ihatemyselflol said:

Yea, I'm 12 and my mum calls me a hoe, slutty , slut , little hoe ect. SO if you think 'bitch' or "smartass' is bad well it's lucky for me. She also absues me so that's fun.

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